Monday, July 11, 2016

Reasons to Hate Patrick Stump

1. He's wearing fedora better than you
2. He rocks glasses
3. He plays guitar better than your brother
4. He sings better than you in the shower
5. He's the vocalist of Fall Out Boy
6. He looks cute on phone
7. I mean, everything 
8. I mean, every single thing 
9. His friend, Joe is funny 
10. And makes funny faces 
11. His friend, Pete is colorful 
12. Yep, colorful 
13. And Andy rocks sunglasses 
14. And has a cute smile 
15. Brendon Urie's forehead is shining 
16. And you can find Patrick on Google Image result of Brendon Urie forhead 
17. Patrick with pets is the best thing ever 
18. Cute little devil 
19. He does pole dancing 
20. He plays drums 
21. He plays guitar 
22. He plays piano 
23. He.. clap hands 
24. He plays trumpets 
25. He uses headphones 
26. And yes that's how he uses it 
27. He's a gladiator ready to fight 
28. Santa Stump and Santa Wentz 
29. #grumpystumpy 
30. He's Legolas 
31. He.. doesn't do sports
32. But he dances tho 
33. Cute little dance 
34. Cute little person 
35. Cute little stump 
36. He tweets 
37. He works out 
38. This 
39. Patrick knows 
40. Cute 
41. Cute 
42. Cute 
43. Cute 
44. Cute 
45. Animations are cute 
46. Holy smokes 
47. 
48. Itchy 
49. He's a cereal 
50. And the worst thing of all, HE'S MARRIED 


51. But the baby is cute tho 
52. Last but not least,